Things not to worry about:
- The amount of sugar in fruit
- Eating too many carbs
- Eating too much fat
- The yolks of eggs
- Getting bulky
- The fact that you weigh 5lbs more in the evening than you do in the morning
- The cupcake you ate last tuesday
- The circumference of your thighs
(Source: vira-sana, via hamletandhoratioaremeanttobe)
I miss you…. Awesome four-some…
maybethroughthatshootingarrow:
Oh my god I miss you so fucking much. I dont know what has happened to us!
Will…
Jenny…
Rory…
Me…
Best of friends. But now… You are so distant.
But this with change.
It has been nearly a year since we became close and I am not letting that go. I am putting my foot down and being strong.
I miss you to much.
I miss y’all too.
Grumble.
Why choose today to be all distant and off?
I was fine, and all was fine and dandy and lovely, then Luke said a little something which gave me doubts, and you are just…
eh.
Which is giving me doubts.
THE FUCK IS GOING ON TODAY?
(Source: thehattumbles2)
so fuckin deep
You only see what they want you to see, remember that.
deep.
A little to deep
woah… profound shit
(Source: comeonandachewithme, via tasting-sounds)
so fuckin deep
You only see what they want you to see, remember that.
deep.
A little to deep
woah… profound shit
(Source: comeonandachewithme, via thehattumbles)
DO IT
| 1. What is your best friends name? |
| 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? |
| 3. What are you listening to right now? |
| 4. Whats your favorite number? |
| 5. What was the last thing you ate? |
| 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? |
| 7. How is the weather right now? |
| 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? |
| 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? |
| 10. Do you have a significant other? |
| 11. Favorite TV show? |
| 12. Siblings? |
| 13. Height? |
| 14. Hair color? |
| 15. Eye Color? |
| 16. Do you wear contacts? |
| 17. Favorite Holiday? |
| 18. Month? |
| 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? |
| 20. What was the last movie you watched? |
| 21. Favorite Day of the Year? |
| 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? |
| 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? |
| 24. Hugs or Kisses? |
| 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? |
| 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? |
| 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? |
| 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? |
| 29. What books are you reading? |
| 30. Piercings? |
| 31. Favorite movies? |
| 32. Favorite football Team? |
| 33. What are you doing right now? |
| 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? |
| 37. Dogs or cats? |
| 38. Favorite flower? |
| 39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? |
| 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? |
| 41. Have you ever loved someone? |
| 42. Who would you like to see right now? |
| 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? |
| 44. Have you ever fired a gun? |
| 45. Do you like to travel by plane? |
| 46. Right-handed or Left-handed? |
| 47. How many pillows do you sleep with? |
| 48. Are you missing someone? |
| 49. Do you have a tattoo? |
| 50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with? |
| Girl: | Hey can you check for me? |
| Friend: | Yeah walk in front of me. |
| *looks at butt* | |
| Friend: | Nope, you're good. |
Well that’s a crap list, isn’t it?
I’mma make my own.
- Peace
- A nice tan.
- Love
- My own personal gym. Avec hot tub and pool.
- Happiness
- Ben. Here. Now.
- Equal opportunities for everyone.
- People to believe it when they are told that they are beautiful.
- More money.
- A teleportation device.
- A sepia zebra.
- A collie.
- A pegasus.
- DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY.
- Super awesome writing skills.
- And just once more, England should win the football.
This year for Christmas I want:
- The kind of bone structure and complexion that allows for short, spiky, ginger hair without making me look like a chubby, retarded leprechaun
- Worldwide: contentedness; justice; loyalty; acceptance; love; freedom; appreciation of beauty; equality; peace
- Enough
- A pterodactyl
- For Jon Snow to be real, and marry me
- For people to know what they want
- Three hours (minimum) of isolation every day
- The energy to complete a major project without getting too frustrated at myself
- Ultimate writing skillz, compromising: the subtle, brilliant humour of Eoin Colfer; the unapologetic, limitless imagination of George R.R. Martin; the verbosity and eloquence of Oscar Wilde; the thought-provoking turmoil of George Orwell; the poetic genius of Shakespeare; the revolutionary ability to convey completely new concepts to an uninformed audience as John of Patmos (the guy who wrote Revelation, the trippy-ass final book of the Bible); and the natural charisma (and success) of J.K. Rowling
- A sandwich
- For people to realise their potential, find their niche in the world and be happy there
- The Tardis. Failing that, a broomstick. Or wings.
On it.
(Source: y-o-u-r-e-d-r-e-a-m-i-n-g, via hamletandhoratioaremeanttobe)
